IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS THUMP: the primordial groove of the Universe. Thump thumped its way through all things. In the beginning groove was harmony, and harmony was groove, and it was good.
Long before the age of humans, the Thumpasaurus roamed the Earth, serving the cosmos as the teachers of the Thump. The Thump transcends all beings, and the Thumpasarus helped distribute its secret wisdom to all sentient and non-sentient creatures. It was good. As time passed and the Earth fluctuated between periods of great peace and great unrest, the Thumpasaurus became a threat to growing forces of evil, who, fueled by motivations of digital thought curation, sought to eliminate the Thumpasaurus. To save the species and protect the goodness of the Universe, the Thumpasaurus fled the earth to the outer reaches of space-time… though they swore to one day return as harbingers of the age of reawakening. In their last gift to consciousness, the Thumpasaurus wrote the secrets of the Thump in a manuscript of truth and buried it in a sacredly SECRET location, in hopes that the knowledge of the Thump would survive and benefit future generations.